Random ramblings from my beer soaked melon about politics, religion, sex, stupidities, nature, and any other subject that penetrates the haze. Sometimes crude and not for the faint of heart or people with normal intelligence, or an abundance of common sense.
Monday, December 25, 2006
I NEED A NEW ASTROLIGER
Aquarius
By Rick Levine
Even amidst a busy schedule of social commitments, your thinking is reaching new levels of stability. You are not distracted by all the music, pretty lights and sensual delights. Although this is a day of indulgence for many people, you might be more concerned with self-discipline. Just don't let your attitude become so rigid that you miss out on the fun

I guess that means that I can’t go into Christmas frenzy and open everyone’s gifts and eat all the special treats before anyone gets up.
Gonna be a dull Christmas I guess.
I don't want to be stable.
Everyone have a great Day!
 
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Sunday, December 24, 2006
TAGGED FOR THE HOLIDAYS
List 3 things that I would love to get for Christmas.
Thanks Babs.
I guess like a letter to Santa.
Then I list 3 things that I definitely do not want to get for Christmas.
That’s the thing I always wish I had told my family but never do.
Then tag 5 people with the same ugly task. That really shows my Christmas spirit I guess.
OK here goes…

Things I want…
1. World Peace?
Nah that would make it too boring.
How about being able to send my friend Jackiesue the best computer money can buy and unlimited broadband so we never have to be deprived of her wisdom.

2. Great health and good luck?
Nah what would I write about and use as an excuse for my failings.
As the Chinese curse says. “May I live in interesting times.”

3. Unlimited wealth?
Nah I would never know who was there for the money and who was there for me.
Just keep me stupid enough to be happy with what I have.

How about that, I did the want and don’t want in the same list.

Tags: Anyone who wants to take a shot at this because I love a surprise and don’t have 5 friends I would inflect this on.

Have a hoppy Christmas, I know I will.
 
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Wednesday, December 20, 2006
HOLIDAY HOOPLA!
I know I have been depriving my friends of the wisdom of my posts for the last few weeks, I’m sorry but I have had another bad start to the holiday season.

I don’t know how I have put this off but, my Dad died the day after Thanksgiving.
We were not that close and he had been sick for a couple of years. I went 17 years without even talking to him but have been closer the last 14 years. Old story and it is over now.
My insect post was done in a motel up near Buffalo Where I was hatched.
In the last few weeks The Boss got into a car wreak with no injuries that totaled her car. She then got a new used one that we took to New York. Then two weeks ago while my car was broken down I had her car and started it at 4 AM to go home from work and had to go back inside for my bag. When I came back out the car had left without me. It gave a crack head a ride out to where his girlfriend lived.
So far the charges are:
Burglary
Using stolen credit cards
Passing stolen checks
Grand theft auto
Ramming a Highway Patrol car.
Injuring two Highway Patrolmen
Attempted assault with a car on a patrolman (he almost ran one down).
Fleeing all this stuff in a stolen car.
Being caught a few hours later with all the credit cards and checks in his possession.
We got the car back with about $1000.00 damage from ramming the Highway Patrol car, but it is still drivable.
Now my car has broken down again, I guess that is to be expected with 230,000 miles on a 1997 Dodge Intrepid.
I have managed to blow off three Christmas parties so far.
I have overloaded on people way before Christmas this year.
I know this is rambling and a little pointless but my melon is muddled and I have no idea what will happen next. I wonder what I have done to get the Karma I seem to be getting lately.
Well, the family is OK, except for my Dad, and he may be better off now.

There have been so many things happening in the political world that I am speechless about it.
I’m not the smartest person in the world but, all I can say is DUH!!!
I hope my break is over but time will tell.
Remember, Crazy is as crazy does.
I know… I’m full of shit.

I forgot to mention, the crack head filled the tank up before he dumped the car. Always can find something good about a bad situation
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Sunday, December 17, 2006
I FOUND THE PERFECT TATTOO FOR JACKIESUE!








Maybe this would be more useful though...





More later.
 
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