Random ramblings from my beer soaked melon about politics, religion, sex, stupidities, nature, and any other subject that penetrates the haze. Sometimes crude and not for the faint of heart or people with normal intelligence, or an abundance of common sense.
Sunday, August 05, 2007
Ten Reasons Gay Marriage is Un-American
I needed to decide if I could continue working for a President who wanted to write discrimination into the Constitution.
Mary Cheney


I found this on www.bw.org. They found it…
I saw this posted on a BBS -- there was no attribution.
1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
 
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4 Comments:


  • At 11:00 AM, Blogger the rube

    who's gonna tell the jews there's only one religion in america, or hebrew the one religion referred to?

     
  • At 1:09 PM, Blogger Nit Wit

    I didn't write it I just stole it.

     
  • At 8:44 PM, Blogger texlahoma

    At least you steal the good stuff.

     
  • At 1:14 AM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    you always steal the best stuff...wish i had wrote that...or wish i had stole it first...yeah..im back...