Random ramblings from my beer soaked melon about politics, religion, sex, stupidities, nature, and any other subject that penetrates the haze. Sometimes crude and not for the faint of heart or people with normal intelligence, or an abundance of common sense.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
I could think of a few ways to improve this score.
That's if I could survive the loss of the internet.

Environmental Apocalypse
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Thursday, November 13, 2008
Random stumbles I got a chuckle from.
I may have stolen some of them from Jackiesue.

And a couple of links you might like.

Is your cat trying to kill you?

Inspiring story
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Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
Josh Billings

Have I mentioned how much I like this guy?

My apologies to all Native Americans.

I wonder how the people of California feel about the people of another state (Utah Mormons) deciding their vote on Proposition 8.

What are they going after next?

Back to my old Template and my thanks to Jackiesue for the use of her Blogroll list in rebuilding my links.
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Wednesday, November 05, 2008
Where there is no vision, there is no hope.
George Washington Carver

And Jessie Jackson wept.
Him and Al Sharpton should get married.

Now who am I going to blame?
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Tuesday, November 04, 2008
I hope that no American will waste his franchise and throw away his vote by voting either for me or against me solely on account of my religious affiliation. It is not relevant.
John F. Kennedy

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Monday, November 03, 2008
May you live in interesting times.
Chinese curse.

Barrack Obama according to all the experts is a:

Black Muslim
Plotting with an evil Jewish billionaire.

And is:

A young Castro.

Advocate of partial birth abortion
Actively seeks the death of Israel.

He is an;

Economic buffoon
Will not recite the Pledge of Allegiance
And refuses to wear a flag pin
He hangs out with terrorists and radical preachers
And according to his Dental Hygienist he doesn’t floss every night.
He is also a fair weather fan of whichever sports team is most popular where he is at the moment.

And a very disturbing investigation has uncovered that he may actually be a Vulcan sent here to take over the human race.

When all this expert opinion is taken into account and we consider our alternative candidates.

The choice is about as obvious as it can be.

I would give my vote to Barrack Obama on November 4th!

There is a problem though. I can’t do that no matter how much I might want to.

I already did it last Tuesday and will go to jail if I try to do it again.

If even a fraction of this stuff was true it sure would make for an entertaining 4 years.
posted by Nit Wit at 1:04 PM | Permalink | 3 comments
Sunday, November 02, 2008

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
George Carlin RIP

Time sure does seem to be moving faster lately. It seems like it’s getting harder and harder to keep up.

I spend a huge amount of time in front of the computer and still don’t seem to get much done.

I never get household projects finished, and seem to fall into a time warp whenever I look at the date on my last real post on this blog.

All of this seems worse than ever as I try to keep up with what’s happening in the election.

The economy seems to have paused in its spiral down the toilet but I’m convinced by what I read and hear from people I think know what’s going on and what I observe for myself that this is just a pause while the real movers and shakers buy up fortune 500 companies for pennies on the dollar and con even more taxpayer money out of their Washington lackeys.
I’m not saying that it’s going to change much after Tuesday but they seem to think something going to change.

But that doesn’t matter as the Government has given us a great gift. A boon that will make everything all better. They are giving us a free hour to catch up with everything!

Now the only drawback is that’s an hour longer in the Bush administration. I shudder to think how much more damage they can do in 60 minutes.

So, what wonderful thing did you do with your extra hour? Now I understand that a small portion of the population of Indiana for some strange reason is denied this gift, but they don’t have to give it back in the spring either.
I’m sure everyone did great and productive things with their hour and the world will be a better place for it.

Me? Well I wrote this post and drank a beer or two while watching an hour of the second Indiana Jones movie in honor of the poor deprived residents (and confused visitors) to that area. I’m watching all of them tonight and maybe the new Journey to the Center of the Earth movie as well.

I’m sure none of you wasted this hour sleeping, but if you did I hope you had interesting dreams.

All I’ve been thinking for several days is,

I wonder... what’s it like to have a job you love?

Yum! Their serving monkey brains in the movie. Times a wastin!
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