Random ramblings from my beer soaked melon about politics, religion, sex, stupidities, nature, and any other subject that penetrates the haze. Sometimes crude and not for the faint of heart or people with normal intelligence, or an abundance of common sense.
Monday, May 05, 2008
Likity Split
This is wrong on so many levels.

Brings new meaning to "I can lick anyone in the house."
posted by Nit Wit at 6:52 AM | Permalink |


  • At 9:28 AM, Blogger Big Tex

    LOL, those douchebags are lucky they haven't gotten a few mouthfuls of pepper spray, or worse.

  • At 10:48 AM, Blogger McRaven

    I never laughed so hard, I want a lick! That was wonderfully funny. I saw no wrong at all.

  • At 11:03 AM, Blogger Nit Wit

    Some of those ladies looked a little upset, and that one had a hell of a right cross.

  • At 8:55 PM, Blogger Kalibitch

    okay, that was funny and sick. Sorry - some strange guy comes up and licks me, i deck him. Period.

  • At 12:47 AM, Blogger Nit Wit

    I'm shocked they haven't ended up in jail myself. It's actually sexual assault.

  • At 1:14 PM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    it is sexual assault. I would knock the shit out of someone that did that..actually it happened to me in the late 60's some guy had a crush on me and a severe drinking problem and way too much money..would fly from seattle to portland to see me, i'd rebuff him he'd get drunk...im waiting on tables and i feel this wet thing on my feet..and this asshole had crawled clear across the room in a crowded night club and was licking my feet...I put my tray down, jerked him up by his shirt and punched him out..bam..right onto a table...he never flew back to portland again.