Random ramblings from my beer soaked melon about politics, religion, sex, stupidities, nature, and any other subject that penetrates the haze. Sometimes crude and not for the faint of heart or people with normal intelligence, or an abundance of common sense.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
YOU KNOW YOUR FROM CALIFORNIA IF...

I found this on a stumble and lost the link.



1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

5. You can't remember if pot is illegal.

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney… really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember... is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they’ll give you one.

Thought for today: According to the EPA, lead particles in the air in Los Angeles cause six thousand deaths a year. Los Angeles residents call them ‘bullets.’
 
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10 Comments:


  • At 10:45 AM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    I came this close to posting this...great minds think alike..i decided to do a personal post instead..but i really liked it..especially 5 and the ones like it..ha...

     
  • At 7:53 AM, Blogger Lakota

    number seven cracked me up. Read this somewhere once before - still funny. hmmmm - i wonder what a list like this about the bible belt would be like. ~shudder~

     
  • At 10:38 AM, Blogger BBC

    I used to go there a lot when I was trucking long haul. Not all of them are crazy but generally speaking it is a bat shit crazy state.

    Has some beautiful country in parts of it though. What bugs me is that many of them are moving here and wanting to change this area.

    Fuck them, they can stay there and fix their own damn state instead of coming here and trying to fuck this one up..... More.

     
  • At 10:42 AM, Blogger BBC

    Los Angeles residents call them ‘bullets.'

    Targets is more like it. And you should see the smog in Vegas these days.

     
  • At 7:47 PM, Blogger Woozie

    Forgot the pretension :P

     
  • At 11:04 AM, Blogger McRaven

    Number 20 was my favorite one...:)

     
  • At 10:44 PM, Blogger Liquid

    te he!

     
  • At 6:18 AM, Blogger 74WIXYgrad

    Makes me glad I'm from Ohio.

     
  • At 7:14 PM, Blogger Scottish Toodler

    Is pot illegal? BTW, i posted something you will like alot on my Toodling blog.

     
  • At 11:26 AM, Blogger Josh

    Sounds lovely, actually.