Random ramblings from my beer soaked melon about politics, religion, sex, stupidities, nature, and any other subject that penetrates the haze. Sometimes crude and not for the faint of heart or people with normal intelligence, or an abundance of common sense.
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Smart Blondes

A blonde woman is driving along a country road, out in rolling hills of the Midwest, when she sees some movement off in the distance. As she gets closer, she realizes that it is another blonde woman in a rowboat in the middle of a field rowing the boat like crazy.

She stops her car at the side of the road and gets out. She yells out to the blonde in the rowboat, “What the &$%# are you doing?” The blonde in the boat, obviously flustered, yells back, “I have got to hurry up and get home in time for dinner or I will be in real trouble!”

The blonde at the side of the road is aggravated. “I can’t believe this! You are out in the middle of a field in a row boat! It’s blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name! In fact, if I could swim, I would swim out there and kick your butt!”

Yeah I know I'm in trouble now.

posted by Nit Wit at 12:27 AM | Permalink |


  • At 12:22 PM, Blogger McRaven

    hahahahahahahahahaha, being dark haired I can say I loved this! I know blonde's like this...

  • At 4:38 PM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    blondes have more fun...because they're easier to find in the dark...

    quit screwing around and write a new post..whatcha been reading, whatcha been doing?..how are the grandkids...how are your hands..? what's up?

  • At 12:47 AM, Blogger BBC

    That is pretty fucking funny.