I stole this HERE


The best way to achieve inner peace is to "Finish Things You Have Started."

So today I finished:
two opened bags of potato chips,
the last half of a lemon cream pie,
half a bottle of Jose Cuervo,
a small box of Godiva Chocolates,
and slapped the living shit out of someone I have never liked.
I feel better than I have felt for a long time.