Random ramblings from my beer soaked melon about politics, religion, sex, stupidities, nature, and any other subject that penetrates the haze. Sometimes crude and not for the faint of heart or people with normal intelligence, or an abundance of common sense.
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
From 1funny.com
They made me post it.

The Official Blonde Sex Quiz

1. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback.
2. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.
3. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
4. The G-string is part of a violin.
5. Anus is the Latin word for yearly.
6. Testicles are found on an octopus.
7. Foetus is a character in "Gunsmoke".
8. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
9. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
10. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
11. Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass.
12. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.
13. Douche is the Italian word for twelve.
14. An enema is someone who is not your friend.
15. Scrotum is a small moon orbiting Uranus.
16. Climax is a weather balloon.
17. Condom is a small apartment complex.
18. Menopause is a button on the VHS remote control.
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  • At 10:09 PM, Blogger Babs

    So, what are the answers??

    In my dreams there was one centipide in Austin and even when I cut it in two, it would grow another half and keep living...

    I've stashed the cockroaches next door in BB gun boys apartment. I don't want them living with me.

  • At 11:05 PM, Blogger Nit Wit

    I'm not sure not being blond might be true and might be false. I could go get some hair die and then maybe I would know the answers.

  • At 12:54 AM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    i have gray hair...and i got them all right...