Random ramblings from my beer soaked melon about politics, religion, sex, stupidities, nature, and any other subject that penetrates the haze. Sometimes crude and not for the faint of heart or people with normal intelligence, or an abundance of common sense.
Sunday, August 20, 2006
IT’S TOUGH TO BE A MAN

Do you know how tough it is being a man...? If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.


If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert. If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a head ache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it Too often, you're oversexed. if you don't, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! ........ THEY WANT TO!!

 
posted by Nit Wit at 9:31 AM | Permalink |


14 Comments:


  • At 11:21 AM, Blogger leo myshkin

    yup, that's why the good lord implanted a "don't give a shit" microchip in men's brains. i use mine several times a day.

     
  • At 12:01 PM, Blogger Babs

    Quit giving away all our secrets!

     
  • At 5:44 PM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    yeah, but look on the bright side....you have a dick and get to pee standing up....ok....maybe there isnt a bright side..

     
  • At 8:07 PM, Blogger apositivepessimist

    heh...tsk tsk poor blokes you's have it so rough eh.

     
  • At 9:07 PM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    another thing..you can eat all the pussy you want....heheeheheh

     
  • At 5:45 AM, Blogger Nit Wit

    Hey, so can you Jackiesue. :)

     
  • At 2:00 PM, Blogger Babs

    Me thinks Aussies put strange things in their hamburgers...
    Watch out for that eye strain Nit, you need to stay in prime physical condition!

     
  • At 5:32 PM, Blogger Scottish Toodler

    Thank the goddess I was born a gay man in woman's body...

     
  • At 10:10 PM, Blogger Babs

    I haven't had Sloppy Joes in years. Nope, I'm gonna suffer with burgers and tacos this week.
    Hahaha, Matt just turned left faster than others!

     
  • At 3:15 PM, Blogger Junebugg

    And your point is...........

     
  • At 2:37 PM, Blogger Rocky (Racquel)

    thanks for remindin' me...I need to shave my legs.

     
  • At 5:03 PM, Blogger Babs

    No ark... The ground absorbed that rain in a matter of seconds. Send more please.

     
  • At 7:47 AM, Blogger chattymoon2012

    Sounds like a case of "damned if you do, damnned if you don't. But I'm with YG. You guys can pee standing up and have no problems going anywhere you are. Meanwhile we have to hover over nasty disgusting seats, watch out for poison-ivy in the woods if we have to "go" there and don't have the fun of trying to hit the urine cake at the urinal. At home you get to spray all over the place, knowing some other dumb fuck (usually us!) has the disinfect the sourroundings after you are done. So don't complain too much Nitwit....

     
  • At 12:13 AM, Blogger Babs

    Nah, I still have the same crappy mattress. New ones cost too much. Oh well, I ended up falling asleep on the bed after a few hours.