Random ramblings from my beer soaked melon about politics, religion, sex, stupidities, nature, and any other subject that penetrates the haze. Sometimes crude and not for the faint of heart or people with normal intelligence, or an abundance of common sense.
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Who are Einstein and Picasso?
I stole this from; http://rofls.info/

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter says, “You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths some people will go to, to sneak in. Can you prove who you really are?” Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?”
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. “You really are Einstein! Welcome to Heaven!”
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials. Picasso asks, “Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?” Saint Peter says, “Go ahead.” Picasso erases Einstein’s equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk. Saint Peter claps. “Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!”
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, “Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?” George W looks bewildered and says, “Who are Einstein and Picasso?” Saint Peter sighs, “Come on in, George.”
If he’s there I ain’t going. 
posted by Nit Wit at 2:43 AM | Permalink |


  • At 4:47 AM, Blogger apositivepessimist

    If Nitty ain't going to Heaven well fuckit I ain't going neither!

  • At 8:09 AM, Blogger leo myshkin

    i would hope they'd have be better record keepers and not have to test people. i hear valhalla justs gives you a drink and a weapon and tells you that your on your own.

  • At 9:35 AM, Blogger Babs

    I'm not going in if he's there either! I suppose he paid someone to get in...

  • At 9:41 AM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    lets all go to valhalla....we could make it the new slogan of the year...
    go to valhalla, it's not just for vikings anymore..

    besides we know that st.peter wouldn't let george w bush into heaven know matter what...if there were a st.peter and heaven...the goddess assures me there is a place like heaven and a person like st.peter...but its more along the line of a bahamas club med with the goddess of agriculture in charge of the gate..

  • At 9:41 AM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    ps ...hows the boss doing?

  • At 9:41 AM, Blogger chattymoon2012

    Let's just say I will need a lot of a/c where I'm going...rather pay the huge light bill than watch him fuck up heaven....:-0

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