They didn't even talk about the health benefits of a Vegan lifestyle.
And now a bonus.

SHAKY OLD LADIES

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly
enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her
feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for
support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: “Dddooo youuuu hhhave
dddddiilllldosss?”

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out
laughing, replies: “Yes we do have dildos.
Actually we carry many different models.”

The old woman then asks: “Dddddoooo yyyouuuu
ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss
ththiick aand rrunns by bbaatteries?

The clerk responds, “Yes we do.”

She asks: ” Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww
tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?”