Random ramblings from my beer soaked melon about politics, religion, sex, stupidities, nature, and any other subject that penetrates the haze. Sometimes crude and not for the faint of heart or people with normal intelligence, or an abundance of common sense.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008

They didn't even talk about the health benefits of a Vegan lifestyle.
And now a bonus.


A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly
enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her
feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for
support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: “Dddooo youuuu hhhave

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out
laughing, replies: “Yes we do have dildos.
Actually we carry many different models.”

The old woman then asks: “Dddddoooo yyyouuuu
ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss
ththiick aand rrunns by bbaatteries?

The clerk responds, “Yes we do.”

She asks: ” Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww
tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?”
posted by Nit Wit at 5:22 AM | Permalink |


  • At 12:58 PM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    i think i used to own that diiiiiiiiidddddddooooo
    gave it up for the pickle

  • At 8:31 PM, Blogger Kalibitch

    heh - these are funny Mr. Wit.

  • At 11:22 PM, Blogger Nit Wit

    But pickles smell funny Jackiesue.

    Kali I just said it was naughty to get you to drop the golf club and take a Diva break for a second.
    I couldn't get the green thing to get any bigger. Maybe that stuff I keep getting E-mails about would help.

  • At 3:54 PM, Blogger Woozie

    Cucumbers rot and they taste like shit.

  • At 2:33 AM, Blogger Liquid


  • At 1:35 PM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    so i'll switch the pickle for a cucumber...