Random ramblings from my beer soaked melon about politics, religion, sex, stupidities, nature, and any other subject that penetrates the haze. Sometimes crude and not for the faint of heart or people with normal intelligence, or an abundance of common sense.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
THAT'S WHY I DRINK.

In one episode of ‘Cheers’, Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the concept explained any better than this:

Well you see, Norm, it’s like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first ..

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.’
 
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3 Comments:


  • At 9:05 PM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    explains everything doesn't it....?

    im still sick...think the meds are making me high...

     
  • At 1:17 PM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    official now..i'm really sick..missed my 6th day of work...going to go back tomorrow if it hair lips the governor..which is an added incentive.

     
  • At 11:21 AM, Blogger BBC

    I drink in order to deal with a fucked up world. But not enough to get very drunk.

    Well, sometimes I drink just to have some fun, like at the kinetic races last weekend.