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Sunday, March 16, 2008
HELPFULL HOUSEHOLD HINTS
I found this here.

Toilet Cleaning Instructions:


1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.


9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Sincerely,
The Dog
 
posted by Nit Wit at 1:50 AM | Permalink |


5 Comments:


  • At 6:27 AM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    i would never have done that to little asshole as he would have eaten my face off in my sleep...
    my back hurts...im such a wussy

     
  • At 6:56 AM, Blogger Kalibitch

    Know where I can borrow a cat? LMAO!!
    That was fabo!!! I spewed coffee all over my monitor. ~bravo!~

     
  • At 9:39 AM, Blogger Nit Wit

    That was a special cat jackiesue. Not often I hear about a cat with the same personality as my ex-wife.
    I better stop posting funny stolen stuff before you get electrocuted. I killed one of my wireless keyboards in the middle of posting this. Lucky I have spare parts around. Don't know what happened it just quit working.
    Wait for the post I do on Blackberries and the creative mind.

     
  • At 10:59 AM, Blogger billy pilgrim

    finally, a reason to own a cat.

     
  • At 9:23 AM, Blogger McRaven

    This brought such warm laughter to my soul, thank you.