Random ramblings from my beer soaked melon about politics, religion, sex, stupidities, nature, and any other subject that penetrates the haze. Sometimes crude and not for the faint of heart or people with normal intelligence, or an abundance of common sense.
Tuesday, September 12, 2006


You know that we just love precious metals - they always enhance the overall quality of virtually any item. We've got a Little Something extra for you today – the new "FU*K LIMITED" will definitely raise the frequency of every woman's sensual adventures.
Only 500 of these limited edition vibrators are out there in 24K gold and stainless steel – launched in May in conjunction with Design Week and ICFF they represent the thinking of Jimmy Jane CEO and creative director Ethan Imboden and CITIZEN:Citizen CoFounder Philip Wood. They have combined their expertise in exquisite design and luxurious sexual products and say the etched words "Fuck Design" can be interpreted as either sarcastic – do the words denounce a creative discipline - or celebratory – the objects raison d'étre. Regardless of how you perceive it, you'll want to experiment more in the arts after you try this 5.25" (13,5 cm) long, 0.67" (2 cm) diameter work of genius.
Sleek, silent and waterproof, this steel vibrator is sheer decadence; and according to W magazine, Esquire, and Women's Wear Daily: Young Hollywood's favorite new accessory. According to Ethan, 'discretion was an important aspect of the original design of the Little Something … with this etching, we bring the provocation back to the surface…'
Why steel? Well, its non-porous surface holds different temperatures making it perfect for those thrill-seeking souls who like to experiment. The vibrator's shaft is tuned to a virtually silent frequency designed to provide that deep, resonant sensation we all love. Since it's completely waterproof, you can take it in the tub, the pool, or chill it in the fridge.
With the temps we have these days, probably a smart thing to do…
Color: Steel
Size: 5.25" (13,5 cm)

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  • At 6:12 AM, Blogger Mike

    JackieSue sent me.

    Great blog. I'll be back on a regular basis!

    Mike from Pull My Finger

  • At 2:41 PM, Blogger yellowdog granny

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  • At 2:42 PM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    well fuck ..blogger ate my comment...see if i can remember it
    hi mike...
    you'll like him nw..he's weird too..

    shouldnt it say 'fuck me'..ain't that it's job?.oh well....
    i think i would like it if it was a little bumpier..and had ears attached..

  • At 11:26 AM, Blogger Babs1

    WTF? $275??? Hell, it better do my laundry too for that much.

  • At 12:42 PM, Blogger Pixie

    $275 !!

    How about a makeshift one , a few grasshoppers stuffed in one of those metal cigar tubes.

    Ewww I wouldnt honest! ;)