Random ramblings from my beer soaked melon about politics, religion, sex, stupidities, nature, and any other subject that penetrates the haze. Sometimes crude and not for the faint of heart or people with normal intelligence, or an abundance of common sense.
Friday, October 31, 2008
THIS IS JUST STRANGE
Click HERE if you dare.
 
posted by Nit Wit at 10:01 AM | Permalink | 4 comments
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
ONE MORE COULDN'T HURT
It is hard to understand addiction unless you have experienced it.
Ken Hensley



 
posted by Nit Wit at 11:54 AM | Permalink | 2 comments
Saturday, October 25, 2008
I THOUGHT IT WAS FOX NEWS
I got this here


This is kinda sick but it's like a train wreck. You don't want to look but you can't help it.


Besides, it’s funny as hell.











Gunman Kills 15 Potential Voters In Crucial Swing State
 
posted by Nit Wit at 7:58 AM | Permalink | 3 comments
Friday, October 17, 2008
GOTTA STOP DOING THAT
I stole this HERE.
Or maybe it was HERE.
Well, I'm almost sure it wasn't HERE.
And I would never take anything from HERE.
If I go back HERE I might get disappeared.
If I go HERE I may never come back.
All right try this one HERE.


I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking....

Scared the shit out of me.

So that's it!

After today,

no more reading!!
 
posted by Nit Wit at 9:02 AM | Permalink | 5 comments
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
MY KIND OF INVESTMENT PROGRAM
Leave no stone unturned to help your clients realize maximum profits from their investment.
Arthur C. Nielsen



 
posted by Nit Wit at 5:22 AM | Permalink | 3 comments
MAYBE IN TIME FOR HIS SECOND TERM
The only things our government runs are the post office and the railroads, and both of them are bankrupt.
Lee Iacocca




I received this E-mail today:



Dear MoveOn member,
Thanks so much for ordering a free Obama/Biden sticker. We were amazed by the response—we've now given away more than 1.2 million stickers.
We're checking in today to see if and when you received your sticker. Please click the appropriate link below to let us know.
• I received my sticker last week or earlier
• I received my sticker this week
• I have not yet received my sticker
Thanks again for your support, and thanks for all you do.
–Peter, Daniel, Karin, Ilyse and the rest of the team

I clicked the I have not received my sticker link and was sent to this form.
I answered it this way.

Sorry! Let us know what went wrong.
We're really sorry to hear there was a problem with your order. Please fill out the information below as completely as you can so we can track down your order.

.
Which of the following best describes the problem with your order?
If necessary, please describe the problem more fully.

I haven't received my sticker package yet.

If necessary, please describe the problem more fully

The U.S. Postal Service works for Bush.


I think I identified the problem pretty well.
 
posted by Nit Wit at 1:48 AM | Permalink | 2 comments
Monday, October 13, 2008
STUMBLED INTO THIS SITE AND GOT A LAUGH
 
posted by Nit Wit at 6:58 AM | Permalink | 2 comments