A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
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Well, I can rest easy again this year. The poor dumb Turkeys who worked so hard to become the First Turkeys of the united states and maybe have a shot at being eaten by GWB did it all for nothing again. Well, not nothing. They did provide another nifty photo opp. Same old thing Bush won’t pardon a lot of people who at least seem to disserve it but Turkeys are more important.

I then got to thinking about it. I found out that this year the birds if they could talk would be saying “I’m going to Disney World!”

I have never been there.
My kids have never been there.
My grandkids are still waiting to go.
If I won the lottery today I might go if there was anything left after paying bills and providing for my relatives.
Gee who knew? All I had to do was be a big enough Turkey to get George W. Bush’s attention and I could go for free!