Real things lawyers ask in court.


·  Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
·  Witness: "No."
·  Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
·  Witness: "No."
·  Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
·  Witness: "No."
·  Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
·  Witness: "No."
·  Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
·  Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
·  Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
·  Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
And another one.
·  Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
·  Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."

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