Random ramblings from my beer soaked melon about politics, religion, sex, stupidities, nature, and any other subject that penetrates the haze. Sometimes crude and not for the faint of heart or people with normal intelligence, or an abundance of common sense.
Thursday, March 02, 2006
AquariusEvery now and then, the universe tosses us a day that's just not destined to turn out the way we thought it would. You're due for a few of those now, especially in the financial department. A business situation you've been working for has suddenly become impossible to pull off -- at least, it seems that way. Stall the initial negotiations for at least the next three weeks. You may end up doing some celebrating with a loved one as a result.

Your Fortune For Today:
Just slack off today.

Now I ask you, is this the kind of horoscope and fortune to get just before going to the doctor’s office and plan to go back to work at 7:30 tonight.
Now this is really the land of confusion.
posted by Nit Wit at 9:20 AM | Permalink |


  • At 4:40 PM, Blogger leo myshkin

    nancy reagan would call off a trip to russia if she had that horoscope.

  • At 4:42 PM, Blogger Babs

    Uh-oh... I read that and thought today was the day you were going back to work... maybe you are going to get a little longer vacation from the doc.
    Thanks for reading my blogs. Yes, you never know what I might slip in there. Keeps people on their toes or really on their asses because they are probably sitting down to read at the computer.

  • At 12:16 AM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    hmmmmmmm ....slack off....
    isnt that what lazy guys do instead of jackoff?

  • At 1:16 AM, Blogger Scottish Toodler

    Mercury just went "retrograde" the next few weeks will be confusing-- however, what a perfect time for all of us who hate the Bush regime to hear the truth about his Katrina involvement!!! Merc retro is perfect for hashing and re-hashing!!! Funny stuff below by the way!!! "yankee-- hahaha"

  • At 7:48 AM, Blogger Clance' McClannahan

    When my scope says slack off, I listen...I am Aquaian too....but then again we are so powerful we can change reality right?