Random ramblings from my beer soaked melon about politics, religion, sex, stupidities, nature, and any other subject that penetrates the haze. Sometimes crude and not for the faint of heart or people with normal intelligence, or an abundance of common sense.
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
I know I have been depriving my friends of the wisdom of my posts for the last few weeks, I’m sorry but I have had another bad start to the holiday season.

I don’t know how I have put this off but, my Dad died the day after Thanksgiving.
We were not that close and he had been sick for a couple of years. I went 17 years without even talking to him but have been closer the last 14 years. Old story and it is over now.
My insect post was done in a motel up near Buffalo Where I was hatched.
In the last few weeks The Boss got into a car wreak with no injuries that totaled her car. She then got a new used one that we took to New York. Then two weeks ago while my car was broken down I had her car and started it at 4 AM to go home from work and had to go back inside for my bag. When I came back out the car had left without me. It gave a crack head a ride out to where his girlfriend lived.
So far the charges are:
Using stolen credit cards
Passing stolen checks
Grand theft auto
Ramming a Highway Patrol car.
Injuring two Highway Patrolmen
Attempted assault with a car on a patrolman (he almost ran one down).
Fleeing all this stuff in a stolen car.
Being caught a few hours later with all the credit cards and checks in his possession.
We got the car back with about $1000.00 damage from ramming the Highway Patrol car, but it is still drivable.
Now my car has broken down again, I guess that is to be expected with 230,000 miles on a 1997 Dodge Intrepid.
I have managed to blow off three Christmas parties so far.
I have overloaded on people way before Christmas this year.
I know this is rambling and a little pointless but my melon is muddled and I have no idea what will happen next. I wonder what I have done to get the Karma I seem to be getting lately.
Well, the family is OK, except for my Dad, and he may be better off now.

There have been so many things happening in the political world that I am speechless about it.
I’m not the smartest person in the world but, all I can say is DUH!!!
I hope my break is over but time will tell.
Remember, Crazy is as crazy does.
I know… I’m full of shit.

I forgot to mention, the crack head filled the tank up before he dumped the car. Always can find something good about a bad situation
posted by Nit Wit at 12:04 PM | Permalink |


  • At 5:33 PM, Blogger Babs

    Holy shit! First, I'm so sorry about your father.

    The rest of this mess, what did you do to deserve this crap? Jeez. I hope karma pays you back on the good side soon. Damn crack heads.

  • At 9:52 PM, Blogger apositivepessimist

    Damn Nitty. Sorry to hear about yer dad.

    Bloody crack heads, although was generous of him to fill the getaway car.

    It has to improve.

  • At 2:05 PM, Blogger Babs

    Yes, your darkness is shrinking! It will be a little while until the heat comes back. Well, at least for yous guys up there. Down here.. it could happen tomorrow.
    merry, merry and crap.

  • At 4:24 AM, Blogger Babs

    Just thought I'd leave you a welcome home message for when you got home from work.

  • At 4:56 PM, Blogger ruby rocks

    sorry to hear about your dad.

    it sounds like your overdue for some good luck. i hope 2007 brings you untold good luck and fortune.

  • At 10:55 PM, Blogger Babs

    Oh yes, I'd love to hear your songs and especially the one about Campbell's Man Hunks soup!

  • At 1:03 AM, Blogger Babs

    You've been freakin' Christmas tagged!

  • At 6:58 PM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    well, fuck!..im so sorry..and doubly sorry, cause im just now finding out about it..fuck..at least you crossed the bridge and made up before he went to join the goddess...im sure she is giving him the 'george jones ..grand tour' right about now..

    you lucky bastid..a full tank of gas...