Random ramblings from my beer soaked melon about politics, religion, sex, stupidities, nature, and any other subject that penetrates the haze. Sometimes crude and not for the faint of heart or people with normal intelligence, or an abundance of common sense.
Monday, November 03, 2008
ELECTION EVALUATIONS
May you live in interesting times.
Chinese curse.


Barrack Obama according to all the experts is a:

Black Muslim
Anti-Christian
Socialist
Marxist
Plotting with an evil Jewish billionaire.







And is:

A young Castro.








Advocate of partial birth abortion
Actively seeks the death of Israel.

He is an;

Economic buffoon
Will not recite the Pledge of Allegiance
And refuses to wear a flag pin
He hangs out with terrorists and radical preachers
And according to his Dental Hygienist he doesn’t floss every night.
He is also a fair weather fan of whichever sports team is most popular where he is at the moment.

And a very disturbing investigation has uncovered that he may actually be a Vulcan sent here to take over the human race.







When all this expert opinion is taken into account and we consider our alternative candidates.






The choice is about as obvious as it can be.

I would give my vote to Barrack Obama on November 4th!








There is a problem though. I can’t do that no matter how much I might want to.

I already did it last Tuesday and will go to jail if I try to do it again.







If even a fraction of this stuff was true it sure would make for an entertaining 4 years.
 
posted by Nit Wit at 1:04 PM | Permalink |


3 Comments:


  • At 3:54 PM, Blogger Woozie

    You mean its not true?

     
  • At 4:09 PM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    i told my uncle i wouldn't vote for mcain as he was too fucking old, was just like bush..etc..he said he's the same age as me..I pointed out to my uncle that he had diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholestrol,needed a skooter to get around and had one foot in the grave and the other on a banana skin and why would i vote for an old fart like him...
    mutter mutter, grumble, piss and moan..hahahahah. they kept refering to obama as 'that black man'...sigh*

     
  • At 5:43 AM, Blogger Nit Wit

    I screwed up the pictures. I was tired and needed m beauty sleep and saved thumbnails by mistake.
    Got in an argument with a coworker who is a religious nut who is convinced that Obama regularly kills babies and that he is going to outlaw guns. It's still a fairly common attitude around here.
    Another said he hoped Obama won so that when he gets assonated the guy Biden) he wanted as president will get in.
    This state gets stranger every week.