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Things seem to be heating up in the world.
People are saying that the fighting that is going on in Israel and Lebanon is the beginning of World War III or even IV. The violence is getting worse in Iraq and North Korea is playing with their rockets and the Iranians seem to be involved in all the places where trouble is brewing.
Now, back in the U.S. everyone is melting. Well, in California it’s more a case of going up in smoke.
Now the Gump has put his foot in his mouth again. I wonder who decided to turn on his microphone. He really came off as a genius at saying really stupid things when he is representing the U.S. He also managed to piss off the leader of Russia with more stupid comments, approved by his handlers.
I would suggest that he stay in Europe but even Tony Blair wouldn’t take him in now.
Overseas embarrassments seem to run in the family. I mean his Dad did puke on the Japanese Prime Minister.
What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.
Jane Austen
Now, back in the U.S. everyone is melting. Well, in California it’s more a case of going up in smoke.
Even the U.S. government has stated that 2006 has so far been the hottest on record and yet the Gump still maintains that Global Warming needs more study.
Meanwhile, the new disaster relief drive, Ice cubes for Texas is getting off to a slow start. It seems that all the packages of ice so far have been high jacked and replaced with water.
We need to notify Homeland Security as it is obviously a terrorist plot.
It was in the high 90s here and after working out in the sun for 10 minutes I quit and went back into the air conditioning. I figure we won’t need the Ice cubes soon as the Ice at the pole that doesn’t melt will be floating by on the way to the equator and should cool things off a little.
Yep things sure are heating up in the world today.
Yep. Our Pres sure is an idiot. He just keeps making a bigger and bigger mess of things.
Maybe Mr. Freeze can get him and help cool down the world.