A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby


I went back to work last night and I don’t want to go back again. It was the same as always, just me and a bunch of bread and buns. I don’t mind it really because I’m alone most of the time. I used to be a pretty good salesman and people used to look for me when they wanted to buy something. I was also a bartender for a few years and I was good at that too. I would have to get paid a hell of a lot of money now to be around that many people at work.

A lot of the things I have been reading in the news lately have only convinced me that I should find a job where I never see or talk to anyone. I’ll just mention a couple that kinda stuck in my melon.

First let’s go to Maine and learn about the group that call themselves The Bare Nekkid Mainers. This is a group of naturist nudists that belong to an international organization and participate in nudist events throughout the year.

In the winter when it’s too cold to skinny dip they rent out the Old Town Bowling Center. They cover the windows and post signs at all the doors saying that they are closed for a private party.

Now I have nothing against Nudists but, when I would never be one. Even when I was young I was never what you would call eye candy and was sensitive enough to make sure I didn’t gross out other people by parading around even half nekked. Now just picturing the members releasing their balls has given me nightmares.

As always there was some moron who ignored the signs and came in anyway with his 8 year old son in tow.
He called the police and they saw no violation and even checked with the city attorney.
I don’t know, he walked through two sign covered doors and ignored the manager trying to stop him and saw a nude man playing pool. I think he could have been charged with a few things. Especially since he had a minor with him.

I can’t get this other story out of my head either.
A student at Westerville North High School greased himself with grape seed oil and ran around the cafiteria screaming and flailing his arms scaring all the other students. I never heard of grape seed oil.

The police showed up and he wouldn’t stop and of course being greased they couldn’t hold him. So they used a stun gun on him, twice. He got up after the first time and continued with his show. I don’t understand why ha would do something like this and I really don’t understand why he would get up and continue after being stunned.

Now that’s what I call Greased lightning…