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Sunday, March 04, 2007
NUTRALITY NEGATION
Ten soldiers wisely led will beat a hundred without a head.
Euripides



It’s the end of an era.

The world will never be the same.

The Swiss, The makers of fine watches and holy cheese have finally abandoned their longstanding neutrality and launched a campaign of conquest and domination.

Disguised as a normal training exercise the Swiss Army executed a stunning attack into the peaceful nation of Liechtenstein in the dead of night.






A company of Swiss soldiers armed with Swiss Army Knives so advanced that they didn’t even bother bringing ammunition for their assault rifles advanced over a mile into Liechtenstein, terrifying it’s approximately 34,000 citizens.






The 170 soldiers at this point were driven into retreat by the fear of actually encountering any of the local population and crossed back into Switzerland in disgrace.

The proud people of Liechtenstein in celebration of the victory over the warmongering Swiss were about to praise and honor their brave military for saving them from this terrible foe when they discovered they had no army to honor.



So they just had a party and went back to bed.
 
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7 Comments:


  • At 3:19 PM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    I always knew the Swiss were a bunch of pussies..the rest of the world makes guns, rifles, boms, nukes etc..and they build what.? a knife..with a can opener on it...pussies..

     
  • At 6:55 PM, Blogger ruby rocks

    i thought the swiss guard spent all their time protecting the loot in the vatican.

    did the pope give them a day off?

     
  • At 1:17 PM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    drop by my blog for a visit..I have a surprise for ya..

     
  • At 1:17 PM, Blogger yellowdog granny

    drop by my blog for a visit..I have a surprise for ya..

     
  • At 5:42 PM, Blogger kath

    yellowdog grannie is right

     
  • At 1:37 PM, Blogger Scottish Toodler

    Damnit now my Swiss bank account with millions is in trouble... oh wait a minute... Could my imaginary bank account be in trouble? hehe...

     
  • At 5:52 AM, Blogger Babs

    Those silly Swiss. Good thing they didn't invade France or they'd have no wine with the cheese.